Hey Oppo, if you WERE a car...

"BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion" (pbs) 07/12/2014 at 17:13 • Filed to: None

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Turns out this has been done already. Yesterday. Yeah, yeah, my bad, carry on :p

What would you be? I'm not asking about your favorite car, or what car you'd like to be, but if you suddenly became a car, what would it be, based on your personal traits? I'd probably be this:

An Opala SS. It's brazilian, of german descent, but heavily inspired by the USA. It's impractical, unstable, drinks a lot, and looks mildly though (if you squint), despite not living up to it at all. It's also outdated, a bit of a fatty and looks like it has a unibrow.

Crocket Bernet > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 17:28

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This is reaaaaaly hard.

Dsscats > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 17:28

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I think a Viper, but a 1998ish RT/10.

Not the best styled thing, but athletic (For gymnastics anyways). Fun as all hell. Some people hate me, some people love me for how weird I am. All 'murican. Very thirsty. A bit rare.

djmt1 > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 17:32

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Same as I said yesterday.

I want to be beautiful forever.

Also outdated and overpriced sounds like me.

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 17:32

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It's my favorite car, and what I'd be, and I'll tell ya why.

It's German, it's both practical and impractical, weird and quirky. It's also perfectly designed and gets the job done every time. I like older things as well with some modern things. More specifically, I'd be a 964, the modern-ish Porsche with throwback looks!

My citroen won't start > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 17:37

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I'd probably be this.

Alfa Romeo 2300 ti4.

Brazilian of italian descent and swiss precedents, unreliable, already old-fashioned when it came from the factory.

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 17:54

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Probably an Audi S4 avant. I'm interested in many activities but do not excel at one specific. Very handy with tools and fixing and building things. I'm short and pretty understated and quiet. I've had three surgeries to fix parts I've broken. Can be occasionally grump if tired.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 17:59

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Somebody just did this yesterday.

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/12/2014 at 18:03

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What, for real? Damn... I swear I didn't see it, as I spent all day and night drunk and watching Top Gear :p

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 18:12

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Boring as hell, but something that you can depend on to always be there for you.

CPT Speedbump > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/12/2014 at 18:22

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There different though, that ones asking if you could be, this is asking if you were. So thats is like, if you had a choice of any car to be, this is, what car is most like you.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > CPT Speedbump 07/12/2014 at 18:25

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I suppose...

CPT Speedbump > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 18:27

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Ford Sierra Sapphire RS Cosworth - It's a American brand, but it's also Belgian (dual citizenship) It's from the 90's, it's RWD and sporty, thus unsafe (I'm a strong young lad who's far to fearless and reckless for his own good) though it is also a 4 door, thus a smart choice in some cases, and I am somewhat smart :)

CPT Speedbump > sm70- why not Duesenberg? 07/12/2014 at 18:33

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Mhm, like on yesterdays I answered Audi R8, but for this I answered Ford Sierra Sapphire RS Cosworth, which are 2 completely different answers, haha :)

Reborn Pyrrhic > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 19:04

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I'd be a Volkswagen Fox...

Born in Brazil, American citizen, with German family background.

revrseat70 > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 20:00

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Subaru Impreza 22B

I'm a product of the 90's. I'm not big, but have a lot endurance and vigor. I have only owned and prefer to work on/drive Japanese cars. Like the 22B, my upbringing and ancestry comes from motorsport. I am a simple guy, and don't require much luxury or finer things. I am loyal and, while imperfect, will do the best I can to be the best I can be and get you where you're going. I perfer mechanical engineering to electronic wizardry. I'm just as comfortable hiking, exploring, and playing sports, as I am relaxing/shooting the breeze with my friends. Just like the 22b's interior, I prefer to hang out with one other person, and maybe one or two if need be. And just like it's exterior, my appearance is way more intense than my mannerisms and noise presence.

Bad Idea Hat > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 07/12/2014 at 20:11

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